Shipping policy

SHIPPING

All Absolute Terror orders ship from Ohio.

Processing: Orders ship within 2-3 business days. During drop weekends, allow up to 5 business days — low quantity means we pack every order ourselves.

Delivery: US orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage, typically 3-5 business days after processing. Tracking is emailed the moment your label is created.

International: Not available yet. Join the list — you'll know when it opens.

Wrong address? Email us at support@absoluteterror.store within 2 hours of ordering and we'll fix it. After it ships, it's in USPS's hands.

Lost or stolen packages: once tracking shows delivered, we're not responsible for theft — but reach out anyway and we'll do what we can.